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kurph its time guys!!!!
JoeBob Hey guys. I have a question . . . RaQ Yeh, yeh? tgoddess Freedom of the press? JoeBob the same week that the Examiner says Meg Ryan is telling all her friends that Russell just USED her and he's a jerk? Isn't there some kind of Tabloid Supreme Court that keeps these things straight? RaQ I thought she was married to Dennis Quaid. Am I behind on this stuff? JoeBob Dennis Quaid cheated on her, so she kicked him out and started having a hot affair with Russell Crowe to spite Dennis. Yes, you're WAY behind on these things. RaQ Oooooh. Too bad, Crowe is kinda hard on his women. tgoddessYou need to watch E! more often. RaQ Hard on EVERYBODY, really. kurph are you ready to start Joe Bob? JoeBob Ready to start!
JoeBob Crowe likes to slap em around, huh? Is it my imagination or is he a midget? RaQ Well, I heard "mistreat," but not whether he slaps 'em or is just really rude. kurph yellowrose...jcal...and sojens may chat with Joe Bob now JCalhowdy Joe bob..what do you think..is the entertainment industry marketing violence to children and if so is this really a bad thing? :) JoeBobOh, okay,"Really rude" --- ooooooooo. yelowrose hey Joe bob, so what do you have new coming our way? RaQYa got me, "mistreat" can mean anything. JoeBobThe entertainment industry has been charged with the same thing for at least 100 years. RaQ Hee hee. yelowrose sure miss you on tv JoeBobIf people hate something, they say, "We hate this SEX and VIOLENCE." If they like something, they say, "I just love this ROMANCE and ADVENTURE." sogens Joe Bob, last time you e-mailed me you said something about a roadshow, what would that entail? RaQ Just a matter of perspective. JoeBobIt's the same thing. RaQ Of course it is. JoeBobThank you yelowrose. RaQ For more of less money. JoeBob sogens, that's my one-man show that I haven't done in ten years. JCal Joe bob..some of the most violent PC and video games are made in the Dallas area..what do you think that says about Dallas? JoeBobI didn't mean to deep-six yelowrose. I was truly thinking her. sogens make sure you come to Iowa! JoeBob I don't know JCal. I had no idea. I'm appalled. JCal yeo JoeBob sogens--I'm THERE! Actually, Iowa is one of the few places I've never performed. JCal DOOM..Duke Nukem Quake . . . all in Dallas JoeBob The dark underside of Dallas--I can definitely see it. Thank you. Where in Iowa? yelowrose I have heard Dallas is not looking to good sogens Iowa City JoeBob yelowrose, Dallas has NEVER looked good. yelowrose true JCal Are you coming anywhere near Morganton NC soon? JoeBob Morganton is east or west NC? JCal west. foothills JoeBob I have friends in Hickory--is that near Morganton? JCal yes. only 20 miles JoeBob Thank you, yelowrose. JoeBob Okay, COOL AREA. JoeBob There's a great topless bar there. I can't remember the name. JCal i know :) emersons Cuero As Shiner beer's spokesman, will you be attending Bocktoberfest this year? JoeBob Emersons! You're obviously my kinda pervert. JCal hehe JoeBob Thanks, JCal. JCal well maybe we will run into each other JoeBob I haven't really been invited to Bocktoberfest. JoeBob Although I did just record three new commercials for Shiner Bock. ccubed super cool... Cuero pity, all the ads you do for them are popular here ccubed Blair Witch seems to be the exception that proves an unfortunate rule about the sad state of low budget, independent horror today. It was so refreshing because we hadn't seen that kind of movie in a long time. Why do you think more up and coming directors/writers aren't choosing to go the low budget horror route and instead all seem to take the route of making indie films about angst ridden 20 somethings who trade pretensions soliloquies on ccubed And btw, I see the irony of my somewhat p ccubed retentious question ;P JoeBob Well, ccubed, there have NEVER been that many people who truly understood horror. Cuero hehe I'll invite you to Bocktoberfest if Shiner won't. JoeBob As to why they make these whiny six-guys-sitting-in-a-room-talking-about-supermodels thingies, all of which are distributed by Miramax, I have NO IDEA. JoeBob Okay, Cuero, Thank you. ccubed when is miramax gonna have a nice slasher flick with jokes about gwyneth paltrow, oh wait they just did and then editted it out, doh JoeBob Miramax has a division that makes low budget horror. Dimension Films. Thanks, ccubed. ccubed i also wanted to ask about shiner bock, cuz i just heard it's available around here. how does it compare to other bocks, like michelob's amber bock? JoeBob Shiner Bock is the best. Great beer. I've drunk it all my life. Currently available mostly in Texas, New Mexico and Oklahoma. JoeBob Suddenly everything is so QUIET. Barb72 They definitely should get Shiner Bock in Philadelphia. tuco Joe Bob i was just wondering what you thought of the fact that the NIke commercial parodying scary movie was pulled due to political pressure off NBC ... JoeBob I LOVED that Nike commercial. I thought it was funny and I watched it three times and it never once occurred to me that it would be controversial . . . tuco i couldn't find anything particularly offensive :)) JoeBob because it was just so over-the-top. JoeBob I'm told that older women despised it. kurph just a reminder...have your questions ready..I will voice people in the order they joined the room tuco well there was a lady on NPR despising it yesterday... JoeBobOf course, since Nike sells 80 per cent of its products to men, they probably didn't care about that. Barb72 My question...JB, are you gonna check out "The Excorcist"? JoeBob What was she despising, tuco? tuco claimed it was "violent to women" JoeBob Well, Barb, I've seen The Exorcist many times. Really TOO many times. tuco said she fell off her exerbike when she saw it JoeBob But the woman escapes! tuco yes, my point too JoeBob Wasn't the woman an Olympic distance runner? JoeBob Thanks, Barb. Doc joebob........the supreme court for tabloids is the cash register....... Barb72 Well since I was only one when it first came out, its gonna be an experience for me...not even once more in the theatre? tuco yes adn it was funny... Sue Joe Bob, are you going to tour New England with your show or stay strickly in the South and Midwest? Do you like us Yankees? :) JoeBobI agree with you, Doc, but they DO get sued from time to time, and there's a big distance between "getting married" and "he used me." Doc anyways......with the exorcist being re-released, is there any chance that a studio will take a chance on horror next year? JoeBob I LOVE you Yankees. What part of New England? Sue Massachussets - Boston JoeBob Yes, I think we're still going forward with the "Scream" genre. The self-parodying horror film. That's not played out yet. JoeBob I think there will definitely be a stop in Boston. Will you be there? Sue Is this show going to be like the one you did before? What happened to that Ambrose Bierce thing you were working on? JoeBob Thanks Doc Sue Oh sure will JoeBob Well, the Ambrose Bierce thing is a massive project that I can only work on now and again. monstrman hi JoeBob whats your favorite part in the movie Evil Dead 2? JoeBobThe one-man show is something that I have literally about 40 hours of material I can choose from. Sue Are you going to wait until your 60 to perform it? Didn't he disappear fairly young? JoeBob When Ash has to decide whether to chainsaw his girlfriend, of course. Toji Joebob,what is your opinion on Sam Raimi apologizing for the tree rape scene in ED1? JoeBob No, Ambrose was OLD when he disappeared. Sue Ah...sorry. :) monstrman i like the part where Ash cuts off his hand and put on the chainsaw JoeBob Oh for God's sake, I didn't know Sam Raimi wimped out on us like that. JoeBob Thanks Sue Toji Also,what do you think about AOD? JoeBob I agree with you monstrman that Evil Dead 2 is one of the classics. JoeBobToji, I don't like Army of Darkness as well as the other two, but it's still genius. monstrman yes much better than #1 jeanne12 just wanted to say Hi and hope all goes well with your future work, the gal in the south monstrman not enough blood in AoD JoeBobPreciate it, Jeanne. JoeBob Yes I agree. Thanks, monstrman. Jenny I just wanted to know if you are going to be on tv soon... and to say Hi! JoeBob Hi Jenny--I have an opportunity to be on TV around January, but I may decide to do something else, something that will be totally unexpected. Jenny Can't wait!! Tyger Whew! Joe Bob, how's the new book coming along? Any release date set? JoeBob Tyger, if you're talking about the Ultimate B Movie Guide, it's at least a year away. Tyger I'm reading "Men, Women & 'Saws" now JoeBob Isn't that a remarkable book? Tyger I'll have another argument ready for you. sharkbait Hi JoeBob, any big plans for Halloween? :) Tyger yeah it's pretty darn good JoeBob That book shoots down the whole women-as-victim theory about horror films. Tyger I'm not so sure..... JoeBob No plans for Halloween. I want a date with Elvira! LindaG JB, I've got Larry King in the background and he has those two distinguished intellecuals on, Loretta Lynn and Bo Derek, telling us why we should vote for W. Any comments? sharkbait LOL Annie LOL LindaG Sorry, I'll try my question again JoeBob Bo Derek is voting for Dubaya? JoeBob I'll never fantasize about her again. LindaG Oh yes She was at the Repub convention here in Philly JoeBob Thanks Tyger. JoeBob Did she speak on her years at the Actors Studio? DivineMsN hi, nina here, you enjoying the olympics? LindaG No, but she did s LindaG Sorry again, No, Bo talked about how this country is on the road to socialism JoeBob Hey Nina, yeah, I've been watching those extra-tight swimsuits they developed--marvels of modern science. DivineMsN what's your favorite event? JoeBob Oh right, we are SO far down the road to socialism. Bo won't be able to vacation in the Seychelles anymore if they keep taxing her at 30 per cent. DivineMsN mines ping pong, but they don't televise it nurseJan Hi Hon, you do so much writing, have you ever thought about writing a screenplay? JoeBob I've writtne a screenplay, Jan, but it needs a rewrite before I can get anyone to produce it. LindaG She also talked about how Gore's prescription plan won't give her any choice. Is this a great country or what? DivineMsN do you sport jb? nurseJan cool, hope that happens JoeBob DivineMsN, it would probably be boxing. Where IS the boxing this year? JoeBob Thank you, DivineMsn. DivineMsN msnbc Nic7 Hi, JB! What effect do you think the pending writers's strike might have on hollywood? Will that promote more indies? JoeBob Well, if it's anything like the last writer's strike . . . LindaG One question on movies before my time is up. JoeBob the Writers Guild won't allow anyone to write unless it's a director/producer/actor writing for himself. JoeBob Okay, LindaG. PEACELOVE Hi, Joe Bob! I was wondering what you thought of the re-release of Sleepaway Camp, especially on DVD? JoeBob Thanks nurseJan. Nic7 I saw that Nick Cage just donated $200,000 and Helen Hunt $100,000 to strike fund for Sag/Aftra commercial strike. Are you planning to donate, too? JoeBob Haven't seen the DVD, but I love Sleepaway Camp. One of the truly original horror films. LindaG Do you think that today's more relaxed atmosphere has been the decline of the old "B" movies? JoeBob I refused to cross the Sag/Aftra picket line for those Shiner Bock commercials . . . Nic7 hee hee ... thanks, JB. PEACELOVE How about Evil Dead 2 Limited Edition? JoeBob but then Shiner Bock agreed to sign a new contract saying they would agree to all the terms. JoeBob LindaG, B movies will always be with us. There are lots more of those than A movies. Thank you. LindaG Were the movies better or more fun to watch when there was some sort of, I hate to say it, "censorship" involved? Menippee A theology question. Yom Kippur is still a few weeks away, but last night I watched "The Postman" (Costner, not "Il Postino"). Have I sufficiently atoned for my sins of the past year? JoeBob Love Evil Dead 2 also, but haven't seen the Limited Edition. Thanks Peacelove. Menippee I'm hoping to rack up a few more before YK, of course. poodlepoo Did you see Dill Scallion? Did Ambrose Bierce hang with Jack London?, I have letters & manuscripts from both. JoeBob Yes, mennippee, one viewing of "The Postman" can get you through Yom Kippur, Good Friday, and Fat Tuesday, all combined. JoeBob Ambrose Bierce didn't hang with anyone. He pretty much hatedmankind. Nun ola, JB - ever seen The Tempter? Menippee I suspected as much. It was like "Damnation Alley": the book was better. JoeBob Refresh my memory, Nun. JoeBob Damnation Alley--great book! One of my favorites. JoeBob Thanks Menippee. Vino Joe Bob ...... not being a true fan of Horror movies ........... I tend to be cynical around them and think that they are all by rote ..... so easy to see what they are about to say and do. But, I have to admit that I was happily suprised by Sixth Sense ..... What are your opinions of the movie ? poodlepoo hmm, his letters to my great grandfather are rather 'warm' Nun Girl meets Devil Girl Gets Devil -- Girl Get Exorcised, very nasty and Mel Ferrer is in it JoeBob I really liked The Sixth Sense. I thought it should go on the all-time top ten list of ghost movies. JoeBob There was a curious sort of "intellectual" reaction to it. JoeBob poodlepoo, he liked people who liked HIM. JoeBob You've stumped me, Nun. I'll have to check it out. Vino My thoughts exactly .... It is on my top 10 list ............ and you should have heard the reaction after the movie as we walked out the theater. thanks poodlepoo strange, I usually hate people who like me nekkidSal I thought Red Violen was one of the better movies to come out recently, what did you think of it? JoeBob I heard people in the theater saying "I think that was intellectualy dishonest," etc., and then arguing about it. I wanted to say, "Hey! People! You've just watched a movie about invisible ghost-zombies!" nekkidSal whats yer fav psychobilly band? JoeBob Thanks poodlepoo. JoeBob Well, Sal, give me a few names. BrandyAlx No question. Just hi. :) JoeBob Hi Brandy. Long time no chat. BrandyAlx I think of you often. nekkidSal what is your fav word? mine is "devour" JoeBob Well, didn't this just turn intriguing? JoeBob Devour is good. nekkidSal brandy & Sally at once JoeBob You girls be careful now. AdmAckbar Hi Joe Bob. I was wondering if you have a favorite B-movie star or Scream Queen that you considered your favorite? BrandyAlx Not like i"ve never been THERE before. ;) JoeBob Yes, my favorite scream queen is Michelle Bauer. I think she's retired. JoeBob Brandy, are you incognito? BrandyAlx Sometimes AdmAckbar cool thanks Joe Bob JoeBob I should say My Number One Favorite Film Queen of All Time is Miss Brandy Alexander! BrandyAlx There's a small handful of people here who know me. nekkidSal I'm your biggest fan BrandyAlx Thanks! :> nekkidSal and I dont mean I JoeBob Okay, thank you, Brandy. JoeBob Thank you, Sal. |zzY` Hey again Joe Bob, wondering if you'd seen "Monster Dog", an old b-flick that starred Alice Cooper, it came out in 1986 or so, and what you thought of it if so. Speaking of Cooper, do you enjoy the theatrical "shock rock", like Alice, Rob Zombie, etc? JoeBob Thanks, admackbar. JoeBob I like Hair Bands, Izzy. Eighties Hair Bands. And yes, Alice Cooper. JoeBob Thanks, Izzy. |zzY` Did you ever get a chance to see Monster Dog? JoeBob No, haven't seen Monster Dog. JoeBob Well, we went from borderline porno to silence. Annecy Hi from Texas JoeBob....When can we expect to see a commercial with Audrey2 drinking a Shiner Bock? militiagu Hey Joe Bob I like the Zombie flicks to train my militia Annecy I think it would be the greatest commercial JoeBob Unfortunately, Annecy, Shiner Bock doesn't do TV commercials at this point. But yes, I can imagine Audrey 2 saying "Feeeeeeeed Me a Shiiiiiiner!" yelowrose hi Joebob, when will you be heading up hear in Calif? kurph we are back at the top of the list guys....round #2! JoeBob Militiagu, you're writing from Idaho, right? JoeBob What part of California? militiagu I'd have to kill ya if I tell ya that JoeBob Say hi to my buds in the Coeur d'Alene area. yelowrose West Point JoeBob Thanks, militiagu. JCal hello again Joe Bob...what are your current favorite televistion shows ..and again, will you be performing near Morganton NC? yelowrose I know you still don't know where that is at but its up north JoeBob I can't know where it will be possible to perform at this point . . . JoeBob but I watch very little indoor bullstuff. I like reality shows like "Cops," however. Annie How the hell do you do all that booze research and still manage to find your way back to your typewriter? JCal ah. cool yelowrose lol JCal any fav web sites? JoeBob Are you saying I write under the influence? JoeBob Thanks JCal Annie I'd never say that... RaQ Shame on you, Annie...... JoeBob Thanks Annecy sogens I know you're a fan of serpent and the rainbow, have you seen the reaction of the guy that wrote/experienced it? JoeBob His reaction to the movie? No. ccubed Have you seen this new version of the Exorcist with the deleted scenes and the different ending? And if so, how do you think it compares to the original release version? yelowrose need a big picture of you for my wall Joebob, since I can sogens he did not like it yelowrose see you on tv anymore JoeBob I've got to check out the new Exorcist. Haven';t seen it yet. JoeBobEmail me to get photos, yelowrose. yelowrose cool ccubed and ya know that evil dead talk got me thinking about the turn from horror movies that took themselves seriously to the tongue in cheek ones of the 80's, do you think maybe the success of funny horror has hurt the chances of scary horror? JoeBob It's rare that anyone likes ANY version of him/herself in a movie or TV show. JoeBob Yes, it's difficult to do a straight horror movie. ccubed And I've been just loving my DVD for all the commentary tracks, and you'd be so perfect to do commentary for some classic b-movies, or hell, just do some funny, insightful banter with the directors/stars of the things. JoeBob That sounds like a good idea, ccubed. Thank you. ccubed man get you bruce campbell and sam raimi in a room together and i don't care what movie yer watching it'd be awesome! Doc what is the toughest movie you had to sit through to review for money? Barb72 Who is your favorite martial artist and what is your favorite all time kung fu flick? JoeBob Toughest movie to sit through: I remember one called "Party Incorporated" in the eighties . . . JoeBob It was supposed to be a sex movie . . . JoeBob But it was one of those Marilyn Chambers R-rated things . . . JoeBob after she had gotten fat . . . JoeBob and the whole movie you're screaming "Please! Don't take your clothes off!" . . . Annie By the way, Joe Bob... we made sure everyone was nekkid for this chat, are you in compliance? JoeBob There was a guy named Chuck Vincent in New YOrk who made some of the worst R-rated sex films in history. They were unbearable. JoeBob Then there were those European sex films of the seventies. Whoa! Sue Joe Bob, now that America's returned to big mucking gas guzzling cars, and the hardtop theatres have become too expensive for family entertainment, do you think we'll see the return of the Drive-In? JoeBob Well, Sue, we're already seeing the third generation of the original drive-in owners reopening the theaters owned by their grandparents. JoeBob So I think, YES. Sue Great! JoeBob Thanks Doc JoeBob Barb to answer your question: my favorite all time kung fu flick has to be "Enter the Dragon." Sue I just rented The Blob (original) last weekend - it's the only movie I can remember seeing at a drive-in when I was little JoeBob Although there's one that I like that's a little less well known . . . Toji What do you think about the new ED game and action figure? Also I just wanted to tell you thatt that new "no more than four kegs law" wasnt vn nforced(they ignore it) in my town.(Chillicothe Ohio) Also have you ever seen the movie Creepers" Barb72 Thank you...mine too...really! Sue What do you think of remakes? Always worse then the original? JoeBob Sho Kosugi in "Pray For Death"--everyone should see it. JoeBob And if you expand the definition of martial arts a little bit--"Shogun Assassin." Barb72 That is pushing it...just a bit JoeBob Thanks Barb Toji Do you like the other zombie movies Sam has made? JoeBob Toji, have you gone a little "Evil Dead" crazy here lately? Annie evil is good... Grand Yo, from Texas. Four questions, Joebob. On a scale from 1 to 10 (10 being most), how cranky do you think you'll be at 100? What's the ultimate test of manhood? Can I have your liver when you die? JoeBob I was just in columbus a few weeks back . . . Toji Yes,sort of. Grand that's not four (I was tricking you) JoeBob so I can attest to the ability of the city to drink-till-you-puke. JoeBob Sue, no, remakes are frequently as good as or better than the original in the world of low-budget horror. Evil Dead 2 being the prime example. Toji You should go to Cleveland. HUGE DUMP. Sue How about ED III? Much fun JoeBob Yes, I like everything Sam does. Thanks Toji. Sue There's always Newark Jenny Will you ever be back to Dallas, cutie? and where's my picture?! JoeBob Thanks Sue. JoeBob Grand, I'm ALREADY cranky. Tyger I still think the victim/hero girl could be seen as a Tom boy. Stretch, Marti, Lauri, Ripley - all either/ or names. And the females aren't exactly voluptuous females. any way, I'm still working on a finished argument, I mean, debate. I may change my mind by the time I finish M, W &CSaws. Jenny I can't compete with all these questions! JoeBob Jenny, I got to Dallas all the time. Sorry about the photo. Sometimes I get confused on who I owe them to. Grand I think you could be worse Jenny How could you forget me?! I'm broken-hearted....
JoeBob Tyger, that's right, the whole idea is that the hero is a boy fantasizing that he's a girl. That's why many of the feminist arguments don't make sense.
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JoeBob Jenny, I didn't forget YOU, I just forgot about the photo.
Jenny Oh okay! Thanks
Tyger Okay. I'll keep that in mind. I'm a tuff sell.
JoeBob Oh yes, Grand, I won't disappoint. Maybe that's why I'm attracted to Bierce. He was a funny son of a bitch, with the emphasis on son of a bitch.
JoeBob Thanks, Grand.
sharkbait I finally took my daughter to her first drive-in this summer to see Godzilla2000. She liked it, but prefers anime and wants to know if you ever watch any?
JoeBob Thabnks Tyger
LindaG The Door has been zinging you on the masthead; will you be writing any articles for them for the near future?
JoeBob Yes sharkbait, I've watched some anime, but it tends to be all alike after a while.
sharkbait Id agree (ducks from the swinging hand of the kiddo) :) thanks
JoeBob LindaG, they zing me because I never write any articles for them.
JoeBob I don't have as much time for The Door as I'd like to have.
DivineMsN who's your favorite hitchcock bombshell?
JoeBob Tippi Hedren!
JoeBob Definitely.
DivineMsN i knew you'd say that
LindaG You still are affiliated with them, yes? (And I yield the rest of my time so everyone gets a second chance . Thanks JB!
JoeBob Thanks LindaG. Thanks sharkbait.
Annie Tell us about your new movie!!
nurseJan Which 80's Hair Bands are your favs?
DivineMsN you're way too predictable
DivineMsN when you coming to san antonio?
Nic7 Which is hotter? A dozen habanero peppers, a tablespoon of wasabi or being questioned by 35 fans?
JoeBob Well, if you saw Tippi Hedren on my show, you would know why.
JoeBob I'm going to Texas next month to do a series of articles for Max Golf.
JoeBob Nic7, I eat habaneros every day, but this is TOUGH.
Nic7 LOL! I ate wasabi today on my egg salad ... woo-wee
JoeBob Thanks Nic7
DivineMsN what's your biggest pet peeve in chat rooms? mine is the term, "lol"
JoeBob Well, this is only the 3rd time I've done this, so I don't ahve one yet.
DivineMsN god!
Annie Can you tell us about THE STORYTELLERS?
JoeBob YES! "LOL" How very 12-year-oldish that is.
DivineMsN see. i hate that
JoeBob "The Storytellers" is a low-budget movie starring Tippi Hedren that we made about one year ago. My good friend Renee Roland was the producer.
JoeBob Thanks DivineMsN
DivineMsN thank you
JoeBob Thanks Nic7
JoeBob nurseJan, I forgot you!
JoeBob Sorry!
kurph Sadly, our time with Joe Bob this evening is about over.
JoeBob Sometimes I lose track of who came in first.
JoeBob NurseJan, sorry!
kurph any wrap up comments for us Joe Bob?
JoeBob Suddenly I feel so . . . depleted.
kurph it WAS a busy evening for you
JoeBob Is anyone here or are we finished?
tgoddess Like being on SURVIVOR.
JoeBob How many people got booted?
RaQ Wanna be depleted some more?
Annie We're finished unless you want to go longer.
JoeBob We had very little bad behavior tonight?
RaQ No one, really.
JoeBob I can go a little longer.
tgoddess What a man.
Annie Such a spiffy person.
tgoddess Cool!
Menippee Kinkiest Hitchcock movie? "The Birds" has all those lesbian and incest implications, "Vertigo" is...well, "Vertigo," "Rear Window" has voyeurism, Cary Grant's "mom" in "N by NW" is his same age...what wins?
Zotz Hi JoeBob. Have you ever seen these: THE PRESIDENT'S ANALYST, THE NAKED PREY and/or the Jimmy Wang Yu/George Lazenby flick THE MAN FROM HONG KONG? What did you think of them?
PEACELOVE Joe Bob, Have you seen Death Ship and if so, what did you think of it? Also, I just finished your book, "A Guide to Western Civilization or My Story" and loved it!
JoeBob Yes, "The Bird" is VERY naughty.
JoeBob No, Zotz, can't help you on those.
JoeBob Death Ship is HORRIBLE. Yes, I saw it.
Zotz Ah. S'okay.
JoeBob "A Guide to Western Civ" used to be required reading at the KA house at Ole Miss. . . .
poodlepoo well, do you believe in romantic love?
JoeBob and I'm proud of that.
JoeBob I believe in romantic love and have the nasty scars to prove it.
JoeBob Thank you Zotz
poodlepoo How is it they can walk through the flock at the end of the birds and escape?
JoeBob Thank you PEACELOVE
JoeBob It's a mystery, poodlepoo. They attacked, and then they stopped attacking.
Grand Anyway, what's the ultimate test of manhood?
JoeBob Thank you poodlepoo.
Grand I'm sure I'm asking the right person. I think.
JoeBob The ultimate test of manhood would be be surviving a threesome with Cher and Madonna.
AdmAckbar Hi again Joe Bob. I recently purchased Hellbock 13 on DVD. I really enjoyed the movie. I thought Debbie Rochon was really creepy in her role. Course I think Debbie is a very underrated actress. I thought Hellblock 13 had a tales from the crypt feel to it, without a big budget. What did you think of Hellblock 13?
JoeBob Thank you Grand
RaQ Ouch.
|zzY` Well, I was just gonna say that if you're looking for a really campy B-Movie, "Monster Dog" is it, it was filmed in Spain like the old Eastwood westerns, the effects are laughable, Cooper's worth it though. My other question is about the new Spider Man movie, I just heard Raimi is going to have it where Peter Parker develops web spinners under his skin rather than have web shooters, think he took artistic licence there?
JoeBob I liked Hellblock 13 and especially liked Debbie's work in it. Debbie Rochon really is underrated. She's a real actress but doesn't get the attention that some of the other "scream queens" get.
JoeBob I think artistic license is just fine in a Spiderman movie.
rottencor Why are people obsessed with collecting state quarters
AdmAckbar Joe Bob. Thanks and I agree with you.
|zzY` He'll actually have spinnerets in his wrists... that seems kinda horror in a way, sort of like the mutation starts to turn him into a literal spider-man.
JoeBob Are you making fun of my state quarte collection?
JoeBob I paid $19.95 for the US map that goes on the wall.
joker ha ha.
JoeBob Well, I trust Raimi to know what he's doing. Thanks Izzy.
|zzY` I don't mind it, I think it'll add to the film. More suspenseful. Just wondering if it'll upset hardcore comic fans.
Annecy JoeBob, do you think we'll ever see hollywood make good old fashioned scary monster movies again instead of all of the gory slasher movies? I still think the new movies can't compare to Lugosi's Dracula or Karloff's Frankenstein.
rottencor If you are collecting them, then you really do need to find ajob!
Annecy Have you got one of those singing bass yet?? I heard they look great in any bathroom.
JoeBob No, Annecy, that style of moviemaking is gone forever. But what do you mean by "gory slasher movies"? There are all kinds of psychological thrillers being made today. And the true slasher movie as a genre is pretty much dead.
JoeBob rottencor, no, I need to find a job when I start SELLING my quarter collection.
JoeBob Thank you, rottencor
militiagu Since most of my generation was conceived in drive ins, I was wondering, what do you think is the best Zombie flick to promote conception or prevent it?
Annecy I'm glad to hear that. I never saw anything scary about watching somebody bleed to death
JoeBob Annecy, everyone I know has a singing bass.
Annecy cool!
tgoddess Joe Bob...Geena Davis' emmy dress---over the top or high style?
Annecy I've heard there's a singing lobster too.....do you have the complete collection?
JoeBob militiagu, Night of the Living Dead is still the ultimate zombie flick.
JoeBob No such thing as over the top at the Emmys.
militiagu Agreed!!
JoeBob Thanks militiagu
JoeBob Thanks Annecy
JoeBob Thanks AdmAckbar
mallrat Hey Joe Bob!
JoeBob Hey mallrat.
LLPfeil1 Do you think the drive in will make a come back?
mallrat I'm just here for the fun of it, I didn't actually have a question :) But HI
JoeBob Yes we were talking about that earlier. The drive-in is already making a modest comeback. The chief obstacle is land prices.
JoeBob Well thanks for dropping in mallrat.
mallrat thank you!
JoeBob You were just toying with our emotions, weren't you, Mallrat?
LLPfeil1 They were sold out up north this summer but TX is too hot i guess
tgoddess I"m happy to say that our local drive in is doing splendidly!
JoeBob TExas is too overdeveloped. They've been torn down for subdivisions.
JoeBob And what drive-in would that be, tgoddess?
tgoddess The Beautiful Cascade Drive IN in West Chicago, IL.
LLPfeil1 I live in west TX no problem here for the land, but no drive ins!!
JoeBob Yeah, most of those drive-ins got run out of town in the late seventies, early eighties, when they were showing porno to stay in business.
kurph well Joe Bob...we are at the bottom of the list....more?
tgoddess Ours is owned by the same folks who ran it in the early 60s...It's great.
LLPfeil1 Do you know of any in west TX?
JoeBob There's one in Llano.
ccubed woohooo
LLPfeil1 Cool, Thanks joe bab!
JoeBob There's on ein Abilene, I think.
yelowrose there is a drive-in Concord, Ca. you should check it out if you come this way
LLPfeil1 Im in abilene!!
yelowrose not too bad
JoeBob They tore the one down in Abilene?
ccubed damnit, brain is broken!
Annie There's a couple on the Jacksboro highway, near Krumm, I think
JoeBob You're really trying to get me to Northern California, aren't you, yelowrose?
LLPfeil1 I have not heard of one. been here 3 yrs
JoeBob The Jacksboro drive-in is a ruin.
yelowrose hell ya!! need to see you in person.
JoeBob Okay, if you know any show promoters out there, tell em to get in touch.
nekkidSal what is the WORST bad porn you have ever seen? Mine would be Bad Mamma Jama
JoeBob Who's in Bad Mamma Jama?
nekkidSal you dont want ot know...
JoeBob Worst bad porn I've ever seen involved a woman who must have weighed 500 pounds.
nekkidSal to
JoeBob I don't know how the guy did it.
tgoddess That wasn't Let Me Tell Ya 'Bout Fat Chicks, was it?
nekkidSal thats her alright
JoeBob It wasn't, but that's a great title!
JoeBob Fat and porn don't really mix.
tgoddess She was on a lounge chair by a pool and the poor guy...well. DISAPPEARED.
RaQ Was it for Chubby Chasers, or just for gross-out?
tgoddess It shoulda been a horror flick.
RaQ Eww.
tgoddess Hard to tell, Raq.
JoeBob Didn't see that one, tgoddess, but I'm IMPRESSED.
nekkidSal the funniest pron was bone heads
yelowrose your website is cool Joebob
JoeBob Thanks yelowrose. It's run by tgoddess who's here with us.
JoeBob Bone heads? What's that about?
nekkidSal tgoddess rules!
Barb72 What me again? Okay...JB, what is your favorite mixed drink...sorry, for the lame question...I ran out of them.
nekkidSal cone heads messing around
JoeBob Dogpile on tgoddess!
tgoddess Eeeeeek!
RaQ Oh boy!
nekkidSal group grope
RaQ I have a wrench.
JoeBob My favorite mixed drink, which you would know IF you had read my article in Maximum Golf, is a well-made Mai Tai.
JoeBob I'm also partial to a Margarita.
Vino You and me both Kurph.....
nekkidSal that article was so very funny JB
JoeBob Coneheads having sex? That's great!
JoeBob Why, thank you, Sal, I could have used you to help me research it.
Barb72 I tried to get Max today but they didn't have it. Had to settle for WCW magazine...and I know about the margarita.
nekkidSal the actresses kept cracking up. so to speak
JoeBob Thanks LLPfeil1
Annie My subscription still hasn't come.
nekkidSal I'll help with Mai Tai research anytime
JoeBob You girls hae entirely too much information about these grossout porn flicks
nekkidSal with anybody. we love bad porn
JoeBob You're telling me you're a loose woman and you'll go out with anybody who offers you a Mai Tai?'
JoeBob Sal!
Doc you just took over a drive in.......what is the first dusk to dawn show?
nekkidSal are you insulting me JB?
JoeBob ALL the "Friday the 13ths," IN ORDER.
JoeBob NO! Sal! I'm not insulting you. You just said you would do anything for a Mai Tai.
nekkidSal or asking me out?
JoeBob Well, if it's THAT easy . . .
Barb72 I loved that night/morning...great halloween show.
JoeBob See, you girls get me started.
nekkidSal it wasn't hard to JB
JoeBob Yeah, Barb, I always liked it when we did those shows.
JoeBob What wasn't hard?
nekkidSal you were already halfway there
JoeBob Are you insulting me?
Barb72 Offer me a few margaritas and I'm a goner
JoeBob Or asking me out?
nekkidSal you are amking me laugh so hard it hurts
JoeBob Okay, I'm going to have to start taking notes. Margaritas = Barb becomes easy. Mai Tai = Sal becomes easy.
nekkidSal we were already easy
JoeBob Just jump in Doc
Barb72 Um...yeah...what can I say...you got me there...JB
nekkidSal wheel of fortune
JoeBob So you're both admitting it. We have the makings of a party here!
Doc when do you have the holloween set?
JoeBob Is that WHERE? or when?
nekkidSal we're already nekkid
Barb72 My martial arts mental training is right out the window...
Doc when.......at the drive in.......
Barb72 Philadelphia...Saturday night
JoeBob Somebody hose down Barb and Sal.
Annie He never answered me when I asked if he was nekkid.
nekkidSal barb the black belt
* kurph hands Joe Bob the garden hose
JoeBob Do you girls know each other, by the way?
nekkidSal hey baby
Barb72 That's me the black belt with a margarita
nekkidSal wet tshirt contest
JoeBob Well, Doc, are you asking me where the set is?
Barb72 No, I don't know Sally
nekkidSal yes, we do everything together
Vino Watch the drunken lady who has a degree in kicking ......... above or BELOW the belt.
JoeBob Who's the better liar?
nekkidSal I dont know barb either
Doc in terms of when it occurs in the schedule of dusk til dawns
JoeBob You're contradicting yourself. Are you drinking a Mai Tai at this very moment, Sal?
nekkidSal you found me out
Doc plus what is your favorite full moon flick?
nekkidSal nekkid and drunk weeehoooo
Barb72 Drunken Tae Kwon Do my favorite karate!
nekkidSal yea Barb
JoeBob Well, I would show the movies in order, which would put "Halloween" first.
nekkidSal tested and approved...
* kurph throws sue into the mix
JoeBob Okay, thank you Barb, and thank you, Sal.
Sue Any more "serious" books in your future (a la "Evidence of Love")? But other than that no more questions. Anyway I love your humor, keep your wit sharp, and I hope we see you on TV again.
Barb72 Thank YOU, JB
nekkidSal tag team
JoeBob I had lunch today with my "Evidence of Love" co-author, Jim Atkinson . . .
JoeBob and we discussed four murders.
Toji Have you seen the movie Creepers? Also,which AOD ending do you prefer?(S-mart or the apocolypse(sorry for another ED qustion))
JoeBob We would love to do another book of that type.
Sue Oh by the way, if you want a date with Elvira, consider coming up to Massachussets to "Spooky World" I think she has a gig there. Oh do a book! Evidence of Love was pretty riveting
JoeBob Actually I know that Elvira is married, but Spooky World sounds fun.
JoeBob Toji, STOP WITH THE EVIL DEAD STUFF!
JoeBob Apocalypse.
Sue "America's Horror Theme Park -- Spooky World!"
Toji Oh,and JoeBob,who do you prefer: Romero or Sam Raimi?
Annie Can I talk about EVIL DEAD?
JoeBob Okay, Annie.
JoeBob Raimi is the better firlmmaker.
Sue What do you think of Raimi's TV venture? (I want to kick butt like Xena)
JoeBob He's become a mogul, hasn't he? I don't like those Xena and Hercules shows where the actors all speak like Southern California beach bums.
Toji Yay. I prefer Raimi as well.
JoeBob Thanks Toji
Annie Actually, we want to interrupt for a moment and say a word about Saturday's movie chat, which is NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD and next Tuesday chat with DEAN CAMERON.
tgoddess They're New Zealanders, I think. Aren't they?
JoeBobTahnks Sue
Sue But they're SUPPOSED to be stupid...that's the fun
JoeBob Oh are they? I didn't know that, tgoddess.
Jenny Wow, I'm up again!
JoeBob Thanks Doc
tgoddess I believe so.
JoeBob Hi Jenny.
Jenny HI Joe Bob again
sharkbait first off, offer me a margarita and I'll turn on the webcam and dance nekkid, 2nd..Do you enjoy meeting fans on the Internet or are you overwhelmed by the amount of women who want to entice you into cybersex? ;)
Jenny I thought you forgot about me.....
LindaG OK
JoeBob sharkbait, I don't really have time for cybersex--unfortunately--but even if I did, I find it pretty UNfulfilling.
Jenny Do you want to meet up for some mai tai's when you come back to Dallas?
JoeBob I hope you're not profoundly disappointed.
sharkbait me? nope, I prefer REALsex myself :)
JoeBob I don't think there ARE any decent Mai Tai's in Dallas, hon.
JoeBobThanks, sharkbait.
Jenny or margaritas, my favorite.
JoeBob They closed the Dallas Trader Vic's.
Jenny or whatever, babe
JoeBob Okay, Jen, I'm there.
DivineMsN flirt! that was sickening
Jenny I just need to see you one more time!!
Annie Back to EVIL DEAD, are you going to try the HAIL TO THE KING game when it comes out?
JoeBob What was sickening, DivineMsN
JoeBob Okay, Jen, it's not that hard.
JoeBob Thank you, Jenny
nurseJan At last month's chat, you said Steve King wasn't a disciplined writer. what do you base that on?
DivineMsN so, do you sport jb?
JoeBob I don't know about that game, Annie.
Nic7 I didn't know you bought a Drive-in! Tha's very cool. When's the last time you went to a drive-in movie?
JoeBob nurseJan, I base that on his voluminous books.
JoeBob Nic7 it's been a while.
Annie Bruce Campbell did all the voice over work for it and it's coming out around Halloween, instead of an EVIL DEAD 4
Nic7 what was the last movie you saw at a D-I?
DivineMsN i'm having a halloween party this year, wanna come?
nurseJan I thought you like his stories
JoeBob Where's this Halloween party?
JoeBob Yes I like his stories, but structurally they're a mess.
DivineMsN at my house here in s.a.
JoeBob Will there be bobbing for apples in the nude?
DivineMsN doubt it
nurseJan Well, he must be doing something right. they sell like crazy
JoeBob Then what's the point?
DivineMsN it'll be mostly family and that would be awkward
JoeBob Are you offended, nurseJan?
kurph Sadly, our time with Joe Bob this evening is about over.
JoeBob Okay, you're right, don't wanna see Grandma nekkid.
nurseJan no, just like to know what you think about things
DivineMsN damn straight!
JoeBob He just doesn't tell the tightest story.
Nic7 Steven needs a good editor!
nurseJan You mean they are too long?
DivineMsN do you sport jb?
JoeBob No, I mean they are not disciplined. I don't know any other way to describe it.
kurph I am sure everyone enjoyed the evening as much as I did and joins me in thanking Joe Bob for taking time out of his busy schedule and sharing it with us lowly peons.
JoeBob Do I waht?
JoeBobThanks kurph.
JoeBob Thanks Annie
JoeBob Thanks Joker
JoeBob Tahnks Raq
kurph No Joe Bob....thank YOU!
JoeBobAnd thanks TGODDESS--who we have discovered LOVES PORN!
joker Thanks, Joe Bob.
RaQ Happy trails, JB--
Annie Thanks Joe Bob!!
JoeBobThanks Q. See everybody next time.
Vino Thanks JBB. Nice hearing from you again
RaQ Adios!
JoeBobThanks Vino
Annie and I need to say once more about Saturday's movie chat, which is NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD and next Tuesday chat with DEAN CAMERON.
kurph good night all.....Joe Bob has left the building!!!!!
tgoddess And hopefully next month, Joe Bob will be back for another chat... The info will be posted on the website
Vino It was a good night JBB ................ nobody died.
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