JOE BOB'S CANONICAL "HOOTER" LIST The following is the world's most complete list of synonyms for the female breast. Got one that's not listed here? Drop an email to Joe Bob at joebob@joebobbriggs.com and we'll get it added. ----------------- A-B-Cs Abbott and Costello Airbags Alaskas All Day Suckers Alpha Betas Alps Amazons Ample Supply Amortisseurs (shock absorbers) An Bord Bainne (Irish-language; literally, "The Milk Board", The organisation which oversees the dairy industry in Ireland) Angel Cakes Annette Funicellos Ant Bites Appalachians Apple Dumpling Shops Apples Arthritis Artichokes Artisians Assets Atom Smashers Attic Aurorae Australis Avant-postes (Outposts) Avant-scenes (Apron - of stage) Avanteges -Advantages Avocados Awning B-52's Babaloos Backbreakers Baby Baits Baby Feeders Baby's Best Friend Baby's Dinners Baby's Public House Babylons Back Rubbers Bag O' Groceries Baggies Baggos Bags Bagungas Bait and Lure Balboas Balcon - Balcony Balloons Baloobas Banana Squeezers Bangers Bangles Banzis Baps Barbeaus Barnacles Barnes and Noble BART's (Big Ass Round Titties) Basketballs Bassoons Batons Baubles Bazongas Bazonkers Bazookas Bazoomas Bazooms Bazoombas Beacons Beanbags Beautiful Eyes Bebops Bedtime Beach Balls Beestings Begonias Bejonkers Belly Smackers Ben and Jerry Bert and Ernie Berthas Best Friends Betty Boops Bettys BiBs (bigger is better!) Big Bazooties Big Berthasa Big Boppers Big Brown Eyes Big Foot Radials Big Hands Big Sacks of Jugs Bigguns Bikini Stuffers Billibongs Bio Domes Biscuits Bits Of Tid Bizcochos BJ & the Bear Blenders Blimps Blinkers Blockbusters Blouse Bunnies Blue Ridges Bob & Doug Bob & Ray Bob & Tom Bobolas Bobos Bodacious Ta-Tas Boingos Boites-a-Lait (Milk Bottles) Bolshy Groodies Bolt Ons Bombastic Mams Bombers Bombshells Bonbons Bongos Bonkers Bonnie and Clyde Boobage Boobalicious Boobers Boobies Boobs Bookends Bookrests Boomers Boom-Boom Rockets Boons Boops Boosters Bosom Buddies Bosoms Boston Wobbelers, The Bottle Boulderados Boulders Bouncers Bouncing Beauties Bouncing Bettys Boy Bait Bozos The Boys Bra Buddies Bra Busters Bra Fight Bra Stuffers Brad Pitts Brail for "Suck me" Brain Busters Brains Braunsteins Breakfast Tray Breast Friends Breastages Breastaurant, The Breasteses Breastest Friends Breasticles Breasts Breed Winners Brisket Bristol Cities Bristols BRitney's Assets (BRAs) Bronskis Brown Speckled Pups Brownies Brustwarzes Bubbas Bubbies Bubble Cups Buckets Buds Bugs Bulbs Bulges Bullets Bumper Cars Bumper Guards Bumpers Bumps Bumps In The Night Buoys Bushell-Bubbies Bust Busters Busties Butter Bags Butterballs Buttons Caboodles Cachongas Cadillac Bumpers Cafe La Mama Calabazas Calvin and Hobbes Cams Cannisters Cannon Balls Cannons Cans Cantaloupes Capitol Domes Car Waxers Carachas Cargo Caricatures Carumbas Casaba Melons Casabas Castinets Castles in the Air Cat Heads Cha-Chas Chachabingos Chalky Cliffs Chalupas Charlie's Angels Charlies Chaw Cheek Warmers Cherry Cakes Cherry Caps Chest Hams Chest Meat Chest Ornaments Chesterfields Chesticles Chestnuts Chet-Flasted Chi-Chi's Chickadees Chickaroonies Chihuahuas Chimichangas Chimpanzees Chiquitas Chock Blocks Chockey-nips Choochoos Chombalonies Chubs Chumbawumbas Chungas Chopons Cinch Sacks Circus Tents Claire-de-Lunes Clams Cleft Udders Coconuts Cold Weather Indicators Combreastables Comfort and Joy Commode Cloggers Concitas Cones Congas Conundrums Cordial Cherries Corkers Countess and The Lady Cowabungas Coxcombs Creamers Cream Pies Creampuffs Cruise Missles Crumb Catchers Cubs Cuddly Dudes Cuhuangas Cupcakes Cup-Runneth-Over Cups Curves Cushions Da-Das Dactylic Delights Dagmars Dairy Dairy Makers Dairy Pillows Dandies Danglers Dangling Participles Danny Devitos Davey & Goliath David Duchovneys Dead Heat in a Zepplin Race Demigods Dennis DeYoungs Desperados Dessert Deux Oeufs Sur La Plat Devil's Dumplings Diddies Ding Dongs Dingers Dinghies Dinglebobbers Dingos Dinners Dirigibles Dirty Pillows Distributor Caps Dobermans Dolly Partons Domes Donkey's Ears Doodads Doorbells Doorknobs Doozers Doozies Dopplegangers Double Dribbles Double Ds Double Trouble Double Whammies Doudounes Doughboys Droopers Dual Air Bags Dual Floppies Duckies Duece And A Halves Dueling Banjos Dugs Du monde au balcon (French; size-dependant; ; literally, "to have the world on one's balcony") Dum Dums Dumbells Dumplins Dunes Durante's The Dutch Alps Dynamic Duo Dynamite Earmuffs Eartha Kitts Eclairs Egg yolks Eggplants Eggs Egos Eigers Eisenhowers El Kabongs El Primo Torpedos Elephants Ellby and Arb Emerson Bigguns Emmersomes Empress and the Queen Enchiladas Epcots Epees Eric and Lyle Ericas Everest and Kilimanjaro Ewers Exegeses Explosives Eyes Fahrphegnuggens Fahrvergnugens Feedbags Fiddy Faddies First Base Flapjacks Flappers Flat Plains Flesh Bulbs Flesh Fillets Flesh Fujis Flesh Melons Floaters Floats Flopdoodles Floppers Flotation Devices Flotteurs - Floaters Flowers of Attitude Fly Swatters Fly Tetas Fog Lights Footlights Fred and Ethyl Fried Eggs Friends Front Bum Front Porch Frontal Elevation Frontal Female Water Wings Frosties Frybabies Fujiyamas Fun Bags Fun Domes Funnel Cakes Gagas Gajoombas Garbage Bags Garbonzas Garbos Gazingas Gazelles Gazongas Gazoombas Geminis Genaustahagens George and Gracie Geraldos The Girls Girlie Bumpers Girlthangs Glad Bags The Gland Canyon Glands Glandular Endowments Glass Cutters Globelets Globes Glockenspeils Gnugens Gob Stoppers God's Greatest Creation God's Milk Bottles Godzillas Golden Bozos Golden Domes Gongas Goobers Good Bits Goodies Goodyears Goombas Goonas Grab-Ems Grand Jeans (French) Grand Tetons Grapefruits Gravity Magnets Great Galloping Galoogies Great Wobblin' Wazoobies Grillwork Groodies Groupies Guavas Gubiczas Gumballs Gumdrops Gunboats The Guys Hakuna Mutatas Hallelujahs Hammocks For Two Handfuls Handle Bars Handholds Handpuppets Handsets Hand Warmers Hangers Hanging Cucumbers Happy Bags Happy Pillows Hat Hangers Headbangers Headers Head Lamps Headlights Headphones Headsets Heavers Heavy Duty Honeydews Hefties Heifers Helicopters Hematomas Hemispheres Hercules and Achilles Hershey Kisses High Beams High Pockets High-Rise Weather Balloons Hills Hindenburgs Hinderbinders Hippos Ho Hos Hobey J's Hogans Holmes & Watson Home Sweet Home Honey Dews Honkers Honorarium Hood Ornaments Hoohas Hoosiers Hooters Hoovers Hoppy and Bob Horns Horrorshow Bolshy Groodies Hot Air Balloons Hot Commodities Hotcakes Hottentots Hounds, The House of Lords How's Your Father's Howitzers Howlers Hubba Bubbas Hubcaps Huffies Hug Bumps Huge Maguffies Huggy Bears Hugh Jooters Human Tetherballs Humdingers Humonganoids Humpin' Hooters Hurricane Lanterns Hush Puppies Hypnotizers ICBMs Ice Caps Ice Cubes Idahos Igloos Il y a du beau monde (said of a genreously endowed woman - literally "there are a lot of people there") Implants Inflatables Ios Ipsedixits Isaac Newtons Itty Bits Itty Bitty Titties I-Want-Thems Jabberclackers Jackanapes Jaggers Jahoobies Jambalayas Janet Jacksons Jawbreakers Jelly Bells Jemimas Jerry-Bilts Jersey Cities Jets Jibs Jigglies Jigglers Jiggly Wigglies Jobbers John And Paul Jordans Jubblies Juggernauts Juggies Jugglies Jugs Jukes Jumblies Jumbo Chickpeas Jumbos K-12 & Everest Kabombas Kabukis Kagemushas Kajoobies Kalamazoos Kanchenjungas Karl Marx and Joseph Stalin Kawangas Kayaks Kazongas Kazoos Keepers Kettle Drums Kiwis Knicknacks Knobbers Knobs Knockers Knockwursts Kongas Kukla, Fran, and Ollie Kumquats La Breas Lactating lungs Lactic Lobes Lacto Grenades Lactoids Laced Mutton The Ladies Lady Lumps Lampoons Launch Codes Laurel and Hardy Lean-To's Lemons Lethal Weapons Leverage Lewinskis Lewis and Witties Lightbulbs Lindas Lip Fodder Little Duckies Llamas Load Stones Loaves Loaves fo love Loblollies Locklears Long Range Tanks Lollies Lollipops Lollos Lookers Lost Sheep Love Balloons Love Bubbles Love Handles Love Jugs Love Lumps Love Melons Love Muffins Lovlies Low Riders Lucky Charms Lug 'Ems Lulas Lulus Lung Covers Lung Hammers Lung Nuts Lungwarts Lunkerquids Luscious Lip-smackers Macaroos Mackerels Madonnas Magnates Magnets Magnificent Pontoons of Love Magookins Maguppies Maharanis Mahatmas Majestic Mountains Major Dongs Major League Mammaries Major League Yabbos Major Motion Picture Material Male-Madness Inducers Mamacitas Mambazos Mammalian Protruberances Mammarambas Mammaries Mammary Lane Mammies Mams Man Magnets Man Puppets Mangos ManNIPulators Mappemonde (those old fashioned maps showing two hemispheres) Maracas Marangos Maraschinos Margaritas Marimbas Marshmallows Marx Brothers Massage Pillows Matching Headlights Mau Maus Mausers Mazongas McDLT's McFloppities Meatbags Meatballs Meat Loaves Melon Patch Melones Melons Mesmerizers Mickey and Minnie Mike and Ike Milk Bags Milk Bottles Milk Bubbles Milk Cans Milk Duds Milk Fountains Milk Jugs Milk Makers Milk Melons Milk Shakes Milk Towers Milk Wagons Milky Sacks of Calcium Milky Moos Minarets Minesweepers Minneapolis and St. Paul Minnebagos Missles Mobutus Mogambas Mojuba's, The Mole Hills Mama Hoggans Mommas Mondos Moneymakers Monroes Montezumas Moo Moos Moogies Moon Pies Moonlight Sonatas Mosobs Mosquito Bites Mother Loads Mounds Mounds of Jello Moutain Peaks Mountains Mount Fujies Mouthwatering Scoops Of Flesh Moveable Feast Muchachas Muffins Mulligans Murphies Mushmelons Mutt and Jeff Nancies National Geographics Nature's Founts Nature's Little Thermometers Naughty Bits Nay-Nays Nectarines Neeners Nenes Nevernevers Nibards Niblets Nibs Nice Pair of thru'pennies Nice Set Of Hands Nice-uns Nichons Nin-Nins Ninnies Ninny Jugs Ninth and Tenth Wonders of the World Nippeloons Nippelos Nippers Nipples Nipple-Caddies Nipple Sundaes Nips Nodes Nodules Noochies Noogies Noonies Norks Northern Neon-Beamed Headlights Nortons Nose Cones Nubbins Nuclear Wareheads Nuh Nuhs Nukes Num-Nums Nunga Nungas Nummies Obelisks Oblations Oboes Off-On Volume & the Channel Selector Omigods Oompas Oppenheimers Oracles Oranges Orbs Ostrich Eggs Ottomans Overhang Overstuffed Cushions Overstuffed Pillows Owls Padding Paducahs Pagodas Pair Pair of Problems Palms Palookas Pamelas Pancakes Papayas Parabolas Pare-chocs (bumpers) Parrots Part Numbers, The Party Bags Party Hats Party Passes Pastor Baiters Pastries Paw Patties Peaches Peacocks Peakers Peaks Pears Pebbles Pects Peepers Pencil Erasers Pendulums Penis Pillows Perkys Perpetual Entertainment Personal Flotation Devices Personalities Pert and Perkies Pete and Repeat Pia Zadoras Pick & Peck Pies Pike's Peaks Pillows Pimples Ping Pings Pink-nosed Puppies Pinkies Pinky & Perky Pints Pips Pirate's Dream Planetoids Pleasant Eminences Pleasure Mounds Pleasure Peaks Plentifuls Plucktifuls Plums Pneumatic Bliss Pods of Lust Pointer Sisters Pointers Points Pokers Polygons Pom Poms Ponderosas Pontoons Poppinjays Portable Typewriters Potatoes Presidential Pair Pretty-Pretties Pride And Joy Professors Proof That God Exists Protuberances PT Boats Pumpkin Patch Pumpkins Pumps Puppies Pushmatahas Push-Ups Pyramids Quakers Quantities Quantum Heaps Quasars Quit-its Quonset Huts Rack Rackage Radar Domes Radials Ragtag and Bobtail Raisins Ralph Waldo Emersons Rangoons Raquels Raspberry Ripples Reasons To Live Red Carpets Rib Balloons Rib Bumpers Rib Cushions Rib Flaps Rivets Roberts Rock and Roll Rockets Rockies Romans Roploplos Rosebuds Rositas Rotors Rotundas Grandes Roundabouts Roundies Roundtrippers Ruby Reds Rudolphs Running Lights Saggers Saggies Salamanders Saline bags The Saline Solutions Salt & Pepper Sams Sandbags Sapphos Satellites Schmeebs on those Nortons Scones Scoops Scud Missles Scylla & Charybdis Searchlights Set Shabba-dos Shakers Shebas Shelf Shermans Sherman Tanks Shimmies Shirt Potatoes Shirt Stuffers Shivarees Shlobes Shmozobs Shock Absorbers Shock And Awe Shoe Buffers Show Stoppers Sierra Madres Sigfried And Roy Silicone Earmuffs Silicone Sisters Silicones Silicone Suprise Supremes Silos Silver Stars Sir Galahad and King Arthur Skeeter Bites Skeeter Chews Skin Sacks Ski Slopes to Heaven Skooners Slappers Sloppies Smart Set Smith and Wesson Smoothies Smuggling Raisins Snack Rack Snoobs Snorbs Snow Cones Snow Tires Snowy Prominences Snuggle Pups Sockdollagers Sopapillas Space Aliens Spark Plugs Specials Speed Bags Speed Bumps Spheres Spic And Span Splazoingas Spongecakes Spontaneous Combustibles Spuds Sqaushers Squaw Valley Squeeky Toys Stacks Stanley and Livingston Stash in the Dash Stocking Stuffers Strap Hangers Stratus-spheres Stress Busters Stripper's ATMs Stuff Stuffing Stun Grenades Sturgeons Sucklebags Sugar Cubes Sugar Plums Super Droopers Supernauts Sultanas Sunny side ups Sweater Bumpers Sweater Kittens Sweater Meat Sweater Melons Sweater Mittens Sweater Puffs Sweater Puppets Sweater Puppies Sweater Stuffers Sweat Glands Sweetrolls Tadzoogas Tahitis Talents Tallapoosas Tamales Tambourines Tango & Cash Tankers Tartugas Tassles Tastykakes Tatas Tater Tots Tats Tatties Tattlers Teacups Teatolas Teats Tee Pees Teetees Teeters Tentacles Terrible Twos Terrible Twosome Tetas Tetons Thangs Thank Yous Thelma And Louise Thingamajigs Thingamajugs Thingies Thousand Pities Thwackers Ticket Punchers Ticket Sellers Tidbits Tiddly-Winks Tig Bitties Tig Ol' Bitties Time Zones Tippers Tishomingos Titbits Tits Titskis Titter Titties Titzenfloppin TNT's Tobacco Pouch Tomatoes Tom-Toms Tom & Jerry Tongue Depressors Tongue Twisters Tonsils Toolbags Tooters Tootsie Pops Top Bollocks (or Top Bollox) Tora Boras Torpedo tubes Torpedoes Tortillas Tortugas Totos Totties Towers Towering Twin Peaks Town and Cities Tracts of Land Tribbles Trust Funds Tumblers Turaluras Twangers Tweakers Tweedledee & Tweedledum Tweekers Twin Cities Twin Peaks The Twins Two Eggs, Sunny Side Up Two Puppies in a Burlap Bag Twofers Twotonics Tympanies Type 2s Uberalles U-Boats Udders Uhurus Umbrellas Umlauts Upper Karoos Upper Ten USDAs Utopia Van Dorens Victrolas Volcanoes Volksvanins Volumes Volvos Voos Wa-wa pedals Wahwahs Waldos Wallace & Grommit Wally and the Beav Wally Wispoppers Walters Wanna Bs Warheads Warts Water Balloons Watermelons Wazoozies Weapons Whammers Whapoons Whatchacallems Whim Whams White Rabbits Whole and 2% Whoompers Whoopies Whoppers Wibbly Wobbly Wonders Widebodies Wigglers Wigwams Willie & Waylon Wilsons Windbags Windjammers Windmills Windshield Wipers Winnebagos Wipers Wobblers Womanhood Wonder Twins Wonderments Wongas Wonkas Woodymakers Woofers Wookies Wopbopaloobops Workbench World Trade Centers Wows Wreaths Xenoliths X-Rateds X-Ray Glasses Xylophones Yabbos Yabos Yahoos Yams Yayas Yazoos Yeast Dough Ying Yangs Yippie & Yahoo Yippies Yolandas Yomamas Yowsers Yubees Yum-Yums Yummies Yugos Z-bras Zagger & Evans Zeppelins Ziggurats Ziggys Zingers Zippys Zoom Zooms Zoombas Zoomers Zwiebacks ZZ Tops