
Q: What
happened to Monstervision? Where the hell did Joe Bob go?
A: The short answer is that Joe Bob was fired in April 2000. Feel free to
peruse the letters in his ADVICE TO THE HOPELESS
section where Joe Bob fills in the gaps to this question in multiple
places. The last episode of Monstervision with Joe Bob hosting aired in
July 2000. The show itself gasped its last breath at the end of September
2000.
Q: Where can I find copies of Joe Bob's books?
A: Some of Joe Bob's rare and out of print books are available right here
at this website via the BUY STUFF link above. Check here for them first, because buying directly at the
website makes Joe Bob the most money and we believe that capitalism is the
cornerstone of a thriving democracy. However, in the event you can't
find the book you're looking for here, most people have had very good luck with
ABE Books ,
an excellent source for rare and out of print items. You may also want
to try
Ebay or
Amazon.com . Joe Bob's book,
PROFOUNDLY
DISTURBING: The Shocking Movies That Changed History was released in 2003. His most current book,
PROFOUNDLY EROTIC: Sexy Movies That
Changed History is available now.
Q: I'm trying
to find/buy a movie you reviewed here on your site. Where can I get it?
A:
Find your movies at MoviesUnlimited.com. They have a huge selection of
cult, horror, sci-fi and other hard-to-find movies on video and DVD. Or
try
Amazon.com
for more mainstream and current releases.
Q: Is Joe Bob Briggs your real name?
A: I wasn't born with it, but when I try to use any other name, I don't
make as much money.
Q: Joe Bob,
can you please explain how to do a correct breast count? Do you count
just pairs?
A: Every
breast has to earn it's right to be counted. Of course we count individual
breasts. How else could you account for toga parties and side views? But
only one breast per scene. We're not gonna start giving multiple credit for
sneaky editing.
Q: Where can I find other stuff Joe Bob has written besides his books?
A: A lot of Joe Bob's old columns and articles can be found here at the
website. More stuff is added all the time, as it becomes available and
as quickly as the web administrator can type it all in. You can also find Joe
Bob's most current columns, "Joe Bob Goes to the Drive-In"
,"The Vegas Guy", "Joe Bob's America"
and his special reports features under the John Bloom byline at this website.
Q: I want to write to Joe Bob. Where can I send it?
A: Hate mail, love letters, spam, invitations to nekkid jello rasslin'
matches and requests for organ donation can be sent
via email to:
joebob@joebobbriggs.com
Q: What movies has Joe Bob appeared in?
A: Joe Bob has appeared in the following big screen extravaganzas: TEXAS
CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2, HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD 2, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE,
FACE OFF, CASINO and THE STORYTELLERS.
Joe Bob also makes an appearance in the Steven King TV mini-series, THE STAND.
Q: Joe Bob, I'm a
writer/actor/director/producer and I want you to review my latest cinematic
extravaganza. What should I do?
A: Joe Bob will watch anything. So of course, he wants to see your
movie. Drop an email to Joe Bob at
joebob@joebobbriggs.com
and he'll let you know where to send a copy of your tape and promotional
materials. You just may find your flick reviewed here!
Q. What the heck is all this
"Fu" stuff?
A: The original "kung fu" resulted in the all-purpose suffix,
"Fu," meaning "an act of senseless or random violence, usually
inflicted on the viewer." |