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The Riverman (2004)

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There's something familiar about this one, but I just can't place it.  A police investigator works with a serial killer to catch another serial killer. Didn't they do that in "Gas Pump Girls?"


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Naw, it's on the tip of my tongue, I'll think of it in a minute. This flick is "based on a true story," which is one step up from "inspired by a true story," of investigator Robert Keppel working with Ted Bundy to find the Green River Killer in 1982. Unfortunately, Bundy  is locked up in the Florida death house, so  there's  a whole heck of a lot of talkin'.

Six bodies. Zero breasts. Gratuitous profiler angst. Cop angst. Flashback fu.

Multiple skeletons. Gratuitous profiling. Multiple prostitute trolling. Bundy-gram.  Wifely angst. Bundy bargaining. Bludgeoning.  Taunting. Aardvarking, with attempted strangulation. Biting. Mouth swabbing. Psychological manipulation. Skull fracturing. Bundy soliloquy. Two-by-four fu. Tire iron fu. Body dumping. Serial killer self-justification.

Drive-In Academy Award nominations for Bruce Greenwood as profiler Bob Keppel, for saying, "As Ted Bundy says, 'Whatever gets your rocks off'"; Kathleen Quinlan as Bob's wife, for saying, "Why are you doing this to  yourself?"; Sam Jaeger as Dave the young detective, for saying, "He's out there, Bob. Hunting. And we're not even close to stopping him"; David Brown as the Green River Killer, for saying,  "I'm not a rapist. No. I'm a murderer"; and Cary Elwes as Ted Bundy, for doing scary serial killer eyes and saying, "You don't know what hell is!"

3 stars



Joe Bob says check it out.