Advice to the Hopeless

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Dear J B,
I wuz reeding wun of yur reeviews about thu Great CHUCK NORRIS himself, where CN goes bak 'n chopsockies a whole heapa bad guys whilst rescuin' a whole heapa
kiddies an' some wisecracker wuz sayin' thut thu bad guy chopper shoots more rockets than it could carry! Well thut jes' goes tu show thut them thar evil commies has lernt ta ree-load in mid-air! Ah hope
yer girlfrend Cherry Dilday is well.

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Dear Joe Bob

I got into a argument with my trappin buds Sted Owder and Dewey Makefish ( I include their names so that hopefully the proper humiliation level can be achieved when they are proven WRONG). You remember Lurch of the Addams Family?

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Dear Joe Bob,

I really enjoyed your commentary on the "I Spit on your Grave" DVD.

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Joe Bob,

Please check out our new(ish) video podcast Flying DVDs Of Death:

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Good evening Joe Bob,

Well, I don't remember how many years it has been now since I used to stay up EVERY Saturday night and watch monster movies with you on TNT. Monstervision was the program I looked forward to every week and I miss it very much. The drive-in totals, the bug zapper light, the Monstervision Song (and I still remember every line), and who could forget those gorgeous mail girls with the legs that went on for days!

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Joe Bob,

I have some good news. Well, I think it's good anyways.