Dear Joe Bob,
First off I'm a huge fan of yours growing up"Monstervision" was always a must see and your commentary was always hilarious to watch. This past Halloween on AMC they aired "Motel Hell" which I instantly remembered seeing first on "Monstervision" and it made me smile. However now that I am older (26) I've given up on horror movies since the foundation of them are almost repetitive just with different actors.
Dear J B,
I wuz reeding wun of yur reeviews about thu Great CHUCK NORRIS himself, where CN goes bak 'n chopsockies a whole heapa bad guys whilst rescuin' a whole heapa
kiddies an' some wisecracker wuz sayin' thut thu bad guy chopper shoots more rockets than it could carry! Well thut jes' goes tu show thut them thar evil commies has lernt ta ree-load in mid-air! Ah hope
yer girlfrend Cherry Dilday is well.