Dear J B,
I wuz reeding wun of yur reeviews about thu Great CHUCK NORRIS himself, where CN goes bak 'n chopsockies a whole heapa bad guys whilst rescuin' a whole heapa
kiddies an' some wisecracker wuz sayin' thut thu bad guy chopper shoots more rockets than it could carry! Well thut jes' goes tu show thut them thar evil commies has lernt ta ree-load in mid-air! Ah hope
yer girlfrend Cherry Dilday is well.
Dear Joe Bob
I got into a argument with my trappin buds Sted Owder and Dewey Makefish ( I include their names so that hopefully the proper humiliation level can be achieved when they are proven WRONG). You remember Lurch of the Addams Family?