Embrace of the Vampire (1995)

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Joe Bob Briggs, and tonight, "Embrace of the Vampire," the 1994 masterpiece in which the virginal but very hot Alyssa Milano plays a co-ed who the local vampire recognizes as the reincarnation of his old girlfriend.

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Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995)

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Joe Bob Briggs, and if you thought Keanu Reeves was funny, wait'll you watch our next movie, "Dracula: Dead and Loving It." Mel Brooks puts Leslie Nielsen in Gary Oldman's wigs and leaves gaps for the laughter. Otherwise, same flick.

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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991)

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"Hey, Joe Bob Briggs, with one of our favorite TV sluts, Christina Applegate, in the TNT prem-yay of "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead."

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Dolores Claiborne (1995)

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"Hey, Joe Bob Briggs here, and Wham Bam Thank You ProGRAMming Department, we do have a decent movie tonight. The great Stephen King-Taylor Hackford flick "Dolores Claiborne," and then later on tonight it's back to our normal crapola . . . I mean, we have an excellent second feature called "The Kiss." With the yummy Joanna Pacula.

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Deliberate Stranger (1986)

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"Joe Bob Briggs here, departing from our usual "Monster Vision" format so that we can bring you a special TNT event, the full 17-hour miniseries starring Mark Harmon as Ted Bundy, the notorious serial killer who eventually fried in "Old Sparky" down in Florida.

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Deadly Friend (1986)

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"Okay, we've got a Wes Craven flick tonight! "Deadly Friend." Every bit as disgusting as "Nightmare on Elm Street," but not quite as scary. It's basically a "Breakfast Club" version of "Bride of Frankenstein," with this kid who comes to town haulin an artificial-brain robot named Bee Bee.

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Dead Zone (1983)

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See these pork rinds? What are pork rinds made of? What particular part of the pig does the RIND come from?

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Damnation Alley (1977)

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Okay, flash back to 1977. The Bicentennial is over, the shark is dead, and everybody wants one of those John Travolta white suits from "Saturday Night Fever."

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Critters (1986)

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Joe Bob Briggs here, and tonight, the movie that answers the question "What's eating the American farmer?" Man-eating porcupine tumbleweeds with enormous teeth are about to escape from their outer-space prison and head to Grovers Bend, Kansas, to munch on the population.

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