Movie Reviews

Discretion Assured (1993)

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I'm havin a hard time with this idea of weird murderin religious cults in SWITZERLAND.

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Mountaintop Motel Massacre (1986)

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Anna Chappell is this creepy mush-face old Bette Davis lady named Evelyn

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Mother (1996)

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I think the scariest thing you ever find in a flick is not a goo-faced bug-eyed monster,

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Mirror Mirror 2 (1994)

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Okay, that's enough babies.  Put a lid on it.

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Mirror Images 2 (1993)

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You know what would happen if one of these super-duper 20-million-megaton nuclear outer-space comets hit the United States

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Mind Ripper (1995)

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I'm gonna start selling this new flag.  It has 49 stars and 12 stripes on it.

This is gonna drive the cops CRAZY, not to mention the Newt Nuts that are about to clutter up the Constitution with a don't-torch-the-flag amendment.

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Midnight Tease 2 (1995)

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Who's killing the topless dancers?

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Midnight Tease (1994)

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I have a question for the Lesbos.Now. Before we get our panties in a bunch again,

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Midnight Cop (1988)

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I recently tried to get hired as a professional condom tester, but they said I was "under-qualified."

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