This loose remake is the best movie about stupid white people since "Summer Lovers," with an average cast IQ of 17, including four bimbos whose philosophy of life is "All you need is a bikini and a diaphragm." Starring Lorna Luft, the daughter of Judy Garland who inherited both the looks and the talent of her famous parent, Sid Luft, as the gal with a boyfriend back home. Lisa Hartman is the virgin. Wendy Schaal is the valley girl. And Lynn-Holly Johnson is just horny, hanging around the beach, trying to have a religious experience with Conan the Barbarian. We've got a lot of beach meat, some halfway decent drunks, a Hot Bod Contest, some romantic scenes with a rubber blowup dummy, three parties, a woman who walks around with her garbonzas all caged up, some real bad singing, and no plot to get in the way of the story. Eleven breasts. Great scene with Alana (wife of Rod) Stewart trying to go to bed with everything that moves. Two motor vehicle chases, one with crash. One Aggie joke. And Lorna does something pretty amazing with a cucumber.