There was no "Surf 1," because it's a spoof about these cancer-face surfer boys who get sucked into a secret underwater lab, where a nerd named Menlo Schwartzer pours gasoline cola down their throats and pretty soon we got zombie punks walking around like somebody just put a bunch of acupuncture needles in the earplugs on their Walkmans. One of the zombies is so trashed he opens Co-Cola bottles with his eyeball. Investigating cop Chief Boyardie shows up and says "Either we've got a couple hundred maniacs running loose or else we've got a serious problem." The best character is a 300-pounder who can eat through a chain link fence. He gets in a gross-out face-stuffing seaweed-eating contest with one of the biker creeps, and it turns into the best vomit scene since "King Frat." It turns out it's the Buzz Cola that's turning surfers into zombies, and it was invented by a businessman who plans to get em all hooked on this 10-W-40, which causes side effects like the overwhelming desire to chew the heads off live frogs. We're talking some serious indigestion. Twenty breasts. Three riots. Gratuitous Carol Wayne. With Playboy Playmate and Marilyn Monroe lookalike Linda Kerridge popping her top a couple times. Two guys who grow garbonzas. One motor vehicle chase.