The first installment in the ultra- low-budget James Bond-type boobs-and-bazookas series created by writer/director Andy Sidaris and his producer wife Arlene. Starring Chuck Norris lookalike Darby Hinton as a secret agent who lives on a yacht and fights off nekkid girls until it's time to jump into his DeLorean and solve a murder case. Actually he keeps solving the same murder case over and over again, discovering Russian spies and dead bodies and little girls that wanna flick his Bic. Featuring four Playboy Playmates, Miss Overdrive, Mr. Universe, Mr. Arizona, and the one and only Sybil Danning, the ripaway-bra queen of the eighties. 72 breasts, including a couple on a girl named June Khnockers that oughta count double every time she jumps out of her jumpsuit. Four dead bodies. Four shower scenes. Sybil in a red zoot suit. Two brawls. Four motor vehicle chases, including the first Winnebago - vs.- helicopter chase. Kung Fu. "Dukes of Hazzard"-ripoff Hillbilly Fu. Gratuitous aerobic weight training. Great transvestite bar scene ("The Screaming Cockatoo"). Phone sex, also known as Lip Service. Ear rolls. One exploding fat guy. Andy's best line: "Greed is an AWFUL thing."