LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FABULOUS STAINS 
(1981)


(From Joe Bob's Ultimate B Movie Guide)


Minor punk-girl classic starring Diane Lane as a pissed-off teenager in a dying Pennsylvania town who launches a garage band called The Stains with her cousin Laura Dern and sister Marin Kanter. They end up on tour with a floundering band called the Metal Corpses (led by Fee Waybill of the Tubes) and Brit punkers the Looters (including Steve Jones and Paul Cook of the Sex Pistols and Paul Simonon of the Clash). The Stains become heroines to mobs of teen girls, known for their motto "We Don't Put Out!" The picture falls just short of outright parody, and the music was so godawful that Paramount shelved it. Directed by record producer Lou Adler, of "Up in Smoke" fame, and known for being the screen debut of future scream queen Debbie Rochon.

 

 

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