KILLER SEX QUEENS FROM CYBERSPACE 
(1998)


(From Joe Bob's Ultimate B Movie Guide)


Over-the-top parody of the X-rated video-store wars in Cincinnati that features not only Larry Flynt, playing "Big Larry," the owner of G-Spot Video, but that famous Cincinnati ex-mayor, Jerry Springer himself. All from the mind of writer/director Lou Vockell, who is not above donning a dress and a red fright wig to play the CURRENT Cincinnati mayor, Edwina Wood. Prometheus Software is a diabolical Cincinnati firm that has created Virtually Integrated Cybernetic Total Interactivity Models (V.I.C.T.I.M.), which amounts to sexy nekkid gals on CD Rom that climb down off the screen, sex you up, transform into a laughing skull-head, and electrocute your hiney. Sure we've seen this story before, but have we seen it with not one but two white-trash child-abuse subplots involving fat women? I think not. Three dead bodies. Thirty breasts. Crossing-guard demolition. Aardvarking. One gratuitous shower. Multiple nekkid dancing. Multiple vodka- guzzling. Cyber-electrocution, with cheesy laughing skull head. Fairly disgusting "policeman's lubricant" scene. Even more disgusting capitalist-in-the-john scene. One live birth. Exploding skull. Video Fu. Fist Fu. Putting Fu. White-trash talk- TV fan punch-out Fu. With Lorissa McComas and her two enormous talents as the stripping red-heeled Killer Sex Queen from Cyberspace ("I'm always here for you, baby"), Michelle Monroe as the hot teddy-bear-hugging video-store manager in tight jeans who can do her nails while having sex ("THESE [pointing to her chest] were not designed to flip burgers!"), Pat Van Voght as the oversexed slacker boyfriend ("Wow! Computerized hookers!"), Marcus Franklin as the evil industrialist ("Quite frankly, it's the safest sex you can buy"), Jeff Weldy as the dumb-as-a-box-of- rocks son of the owner ("Come take a ride on the Lou-Lou Express"). 

 

 

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