Spam-in-an-atrium as three security-
guard robots go berserk during a lightning storm and starts using
their lasers, throwing stars, tranquilizer guns and F-16 fighter
planes to kill teenagers they catch aardvarking in the Furniture
King store after hours. After each body demolition, they say
"Thank you--have a nice day." The main reason to see it is the
debut performance of Suzee Slater's garbonzas right before they
get lasered by a killer maniac robot in an exploding-head scene
in the Thousand Oaks Galleria. Four breasts. Three pints blood.
One liter robot blood. Ten dead bodies. Three dead Killbots. One
exploding head. Three twisted-metal explosions. Kamikaze
forklift. Gratuitous Paul Bartel, Mary Woronov, Dick Miller.
Foldout Fu. Pink laser Fu. Turpentine Fu. With Tony O'Dell as
Nerdy Ferdy, Russell Todd as Rick, Barbara Crampton as Suzie the
whiner, and Karrie Emerson as Linda, who has the best line: "I'm
sorry for getting hysterical, I guess I'm just not used to being
chased around a mall in the middle of the night by killer
robots." 
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