A gun-toting redneck escaping bank robber
can't decide what he likes more--strippers, nuns or cash--in this
quirky made-in-Austin comedy starring Kerry Beyer, who also
directed, produced and wrote the script. Beyer kidnaps a nun for
no apparent reason and ties her up in a cheap motel room and
wonders how many commandments he's broken. Pretty soon he decides
to test the limits of the Almighty and play doctor with the nun,
if you know what I mean and I hope you don't, and right at that
moment his catty girlfriend--the beautiful Tonie Perensky,
playing a featured dancer at a Wichita Falls topless bar--walks
in on the scene. Relationship drama ensues. After a fairly torrid
session of Mambo-Molly-Meets-the-Nookie-Monster in front of the
bound but wide-eyed sister of charity, our conflicted existential
hero has to accompany the cringing nun to the lavatory, a trip
she intends to describe in the confessional one day soon. The
next morning our low-rent Bonnie and Clyde prepare to depart for
Mexico, but first they have to decide just how Catholic they are
and whether they really want to eat Mexican food the rest of
their lives. As they argue over whether to kill the sister, how
to do it, and just who's responsibility it is, the nun forgets
most of the words to the Lord's Prayer, and our evil topless
queen waxes suspicious. The climax is not that surprising as we
discover that a nun with a gun is not much fun. Two dead bodies.
Nun-fondling. Aardvarking. Gratuitous lapdance. With Cynthia
Aguiar as the nun with an active imagination.
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