Sequel to the jailbait-hooker classic ANGEL, set four years later, when Angel decides to hang up her
crotchless panties and go to law school. But this time some
gorilla-face mutants machine-gun a bunch of cops, including Cliff
Gorman, the cop who rescued Angel from the streets after she blew
away the psycho creep hooker killer. This makes Angel wanna go
back to Hollywood Boulevard and find the killers and turn their
heads into Rice-a-Roni. But it's not really Cliff Gorman in the
sequel--it's some impostor named Robert S. Lyons. More
incredible, it's not really Angel! The producers fired the
innocent-looking Donna Wilkes and hired Betsy Russell, who looks
like she just had a head-on collision with a Max Factor truck. Betsy, a graduate of the Chuck Norris School of Drive-in Acting,
does the entire movie with one facial expression, saying things
like "I'm gonna get those bastards, so help me God," hanging
around with Rory Calhoun and some street freaks, and going to the
law library to help her cute hooker friends get out of jail. She
befriends Ossie Davis, the police chief, and ends up killing
gangsters with the fumes from her makeup kit and attacking a cop
with a sack of groceries. Five breasts. Nineteen dead bodies.
Kung Fu. Bagel Fu. Female impersonator Fu. Stunt baby. Two motor
vehicle chases, one with pet-cemetery hearse.  |