Miles O'Keeffe, who
acquired a dubious fame as Bo Derek's silent Tarzan in "Tarzan
the Ape Man," reemerges two years later in Italian-made muscleman
epics. As Ator, he has hair as long as a cocker spaniel, fluffies
around his ankles like a Clydesdale, and a magic shield over his
belly button. Fortunately, he finds bleach-blonde B-movie Amazon
Sabrina Siani on his way to the Temple of the Spider, where he
intends to kill the gold-faced Tarantula Man and get his wife
back. One good village massacre, with baby-killing. Great scene
where the Amazons tie up Miles and fight for the privilege of
being his sex object for a night. One mass zombie attack.
Tarantula torture. Volcanic eruption. Two breasts, supremo.
Corpse count in the high double digits.  |