Richard Gabai is the producer, writer, director, star,
songwriter and sole casting-couch owner in this sensitive sequel
about a sleazy detective who goes around El Lay taking pictures
of people In Flagrante Aardvarkus. Soon he's pressed into service
by Grand Fraternity Wizard Arte Johnson (!) to save his beloved
Lambda Alpha Eta brothers--all three of them, the only three guys
left in the nerdiest fraternity on earth--from being evicted from
the frat house by the mean ole Zetas. In the name of Geek
Solidarity, he accepts the challenge, but not before doing lots
of topless scenes with B-movie superstars Linnea Quigley (a
super-tramp gold-digging hairdresser) and Michelle Bauer (a
lonely belching housewife). Eight breasts. Multiple aardvarking.
Gratuitous Hungarian deejay. Gratuitous Burt Ward. With Tane
McClure as the ultra-slutty mini-skirted bimbo secretary, Rhonda
Shear as a hick bimbo who snorts like a horse and lounges around
in a bikini, Gloria Marie Perez as the sensible girlfriend ("You
can't be a party nerd forever"), Christopher Dempsey as the
Yuppie villain ("Welcome to Bud's House of Pain!", and Spridle
Pollak as the head nerd ("Does a one-legged duck swim in
circles?").
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