Sybil Danning stars as
Queen of the Outer-Space Amazons in the sketch comedy anthology
from the makers of "Kentucky Fried Movie." Sybil actually gets
upstaged by the two enormous talents of Corinne Wahl, who steals
the movie in a bit where a guy named Ray gets sex-videoed to
death. Sybil's more tame sequence has her leading an Amazon army
of high-heeled bikini bimbos with cardboard spears, in a pretty
decent version of the drive-in sci-fi classics of the fifties. No
plot to get in the way of the story. Sixteen breasts. Beer Fu.
Garbage Disposal Fu. Stereo Fu. Bookcase Fu. TV Fu. (All Fus
include Arsenio Hall Fu.) With David Alan Frier as Don "No Soul"
Simmons, the black guy who becomes a famous singing star
recording "Tie a Yellow Ribbon," "Chim Chim Cher-ee," "Close to
You," "Sweet Gypsy Rose" and "Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog." Four
stars for the Pethouse Plaything of the Month sketch. Three stars
for the Arsenio Hall exploding-partment sketch. One star for a
Michelle Pfeiffer deal about a lost baby. Two stars for a blind-
date sketch with Rosanna Arquette and Steve Guttenberg. Three
stars for a "Ripley's Believe It or Not" ripoff proving that Jack
the Ripper was the Loch Ness monster. One star for a Siskel-and-
Ebert dealie. One star for almost all the commercials, except the
Sidney Sheldon novel ad. Four stars for the Corinne Wahl take-me-
home video sketch. Four stars for the 1930s venereal-disease
training film. And five stars for Rip Taylor, Henny Youngman,
Slappy White, Steve Allen and Charlie Callas, for doing a rimshot
funeral. 
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