ABADON 
(1989)

(From Joe Bob's Ultimate B Movie Guide)


The chilling story of a small-breasted vampiress who's sucking the blood of innocent art students. And the only guy who can save her is . . . Duane Jones, the star of NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD. The reason we know it's Duane Jones is that the movie's titles and posters say "Duane Jones, star of 'Night of the Living Dead'" about 14 times. Duane reads Tarot cards and lurks around the art school until the vampiress explodes or disintegrates. (Hard to tell because the film is so dark.) The money scene has unsuspecting nekkid art students being sucked out of their bed and down a toilet by a satanic "energy machine." Thirty-four breasts. Twenty dead bodies. With Paul Borgese ("You? You're the head of all this? This murderous pack of scumbags?"). 

 

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