1990: THE BRONX WARRIORS 
(1983)

(From Joe Bob's Ultimate B Movie Guide)


The great Vic Morrow's last-released film, a made-in-Italy bloodfest about gangs that kill each other in the Bronx after the cops give up on the place and declare it a war zone. This movie sets the world record for on-screen impalements--mostly crowbars rammed through the chest, but also wooden stake through the back and a hockey-stick shishkabob. Among the gangs are hippie black-leather Indian punkola bikers, freaks on roller skates, and black dudes who follow around after Fred Williamson in their pimpmobiles. Stefania Girolami (daughter of the Italian director) is the Patty Hearst type who gets tossed around and kidnapped, a wealthy heiress who longs for the simple life, living on a dirt pile in the South Bronx with a guy named Trash, who wears black leather safety-patrol straps over his female breasts. Highlights include: two hockey-puckers getting their knees scissored off by a biker, Vic the undercover cop using a double-barrel shotgun on a punkola while he's on top of his girlfriend and then setting the girl on fire, a gang called the Scavengers jumping on a guy like those gremlins in the Wicked Witch of the West's castle, a black leather witch with brass fingernails (!) who strangles people with a bullwhip, and Fred Williamson kung-fuing eight freaks at once in an outstanding scene. Shoe knife to the neck, "From Russia With Love"-style. And finally Vic rides in with the cavalry, 900 guys carrying industrial-strength blowtorch guns, with basic orders to burn the eyes out of everybody they see. Thirty-seven dead bodies. Three motor vehicle chases. Two creatures. Five quarts blood. Heads roll. three and a half stars

 

 

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