DRIVE-IN MOVIE REVIEWS
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Wanda Bodine said to me, "Joe Bob, how can you go to the drive-in when this country is at WAR?"
And I said, "Well, I didn't realize that if I went to 'Bad Girls From Mars,' American soldiers might suffer as a result." -
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Ever since "Carrie" in 1976, people SHOULD realize that one thing you never ever do in high school is screw with a nerd. Cause you know what happens, right? It might be that year, and it might be ten years later, when your victim invites you to a reunion, but sooner or later somebody is gonna get axed.
JOE BOB'S MIGHTY AMERICA
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You can't go to an elementary-school fundraiser, a late show at the Holiday Inn lounge or an Elks Lodge mixer without eventually being afflicted with . . . The Speech.
"If we allow ourselves to be paralyzed with fear, then they have won."
"We must continue to live our lives or they have won." -
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A few weeks ago I was in line at the airport when this British golfer went ballistic on us and started whaling away at a TWA ticket agent, threatening to Report Him To His Superiors and I'll Never Fly This Airline Again and No Wonder The Airlines Are Bankrupt and I Can't Believe I'm Being Treated This Way, and practically screaming in the agent's face until finally the golfer's wife got so embarrassed that she apologized to ME. -
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The Air Force is gettin whacked upside the head by "humanitarian relief" organizations who say we shouldn't be droppin all those Happy Meals into Afghanistan.
Medecins San Frontiers--French guys--called it "a piece of military propaganda." Oxfarm said it was "very random" and wasn't helping.
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JOE BOB'S WORLD WIDE WEB OF WEIRD
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Why don't we celebrate Labor Day on May 1st, like . . . uh . . . everybody else on the planet?