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The Devil Inside 2012

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This latest in the string of exorcism flicks trying to capture that Linda Blair Anderson's Pea Soup Magic Formula follows big-eyed Isabella as she tries to find out if her mama is possessed or just a whack-job.  You see, Mommie Dearest killed three people during an attempted exorcism (on her, which everyone reminds us repeatedly) back in 1989, was committed to a Vatican-sponsored insane asylum—who knew the Vatican ran loony bins?—and now her grown-up daughter has agreed to be part of a documentary about the whole thing.

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Why does God love Tim Tebow but hate the Broncos?

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Have you noticed how much time God has been spending on home runs and slam-dunks lately? This winter I think God scored half the touchdowns in the NFL. I've never seen so many wide receivers crossing themselves in the end zone and giving thanks for those six points.

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Joe Bob Briggs Guide to Impeccable Drive-In Etiquette

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There are some people left in America who don't understand why God created drive-ins. There are even some people in New York who don't understand what the word "drive-in" means.

If you know any of these people — or any of the unfortunate people living in North Korea who are denied the right to attend movies in automobiles — I urge you to share this article on Facebook or Twitter immediately.

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Getting Attention in 2012

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In a country always in search of new status symbols, mere MATERIAL POSSESSIONS are no longer enough.

Mercedes? Sorry, you're a couple of decades late. Ferrari? Pffst ... So 20th century.  Latest Iphone? Even the MAID has Siri doing her bidding.

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10 Sure-Fire Ways to Lick your Sex Addiction

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Back in 2008, David Duchovny checked into a sex-addiction clinic. Ever since then I've been hearing about these places, mainly as late-night talkshow jokes.

I've even met people who told me they were in Sexaholics Anonymous. Every time they want sex, they call up a friend so they can be TALKED OUT OF IT.

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If You're Not a Catholic, Please Just Shut Up

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Never have so many non-Catholics said so much about what Catholic doctrine should be.

The last time I checked, the Vatican was not a county commissioner's board in South Dakota. But that's how everyone seems to be treating the Sex Summits in Rome.

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Aerobic Sex Spin Class

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A lady friend of mine invited me to go to an Advanced Tantric Yoga Class.

I thought it would be one of those deals where a woman with a scarf in her hair and a Santa Fe burlap-bag house-dress tells you to bend your body into a pretzel and breathe a lot.

Not even close FRIEND-O.

This is a deal where couples go to have hawt sweaty aerobic sex in PUBLIC.

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  • Joe Bob Briggs

    Reality check: If they pass a law taking away the million-dollar pay packages of corporate CEOs, YOU WON'T GET THE EXTRA MONEY.

    by Joe Bob Briggs Monday, 23 January 2012 17:14

  • Joe Bob Briggs

    What's a "published author"? Somebody who wants us to know he's not one of those guys who yells out his novel in the Wal-Mart parking lot?

    by Joe Bob Briggs Friday, 20 January 2012 18:21

  • Joe Bob Briggs

    Shouldn't we call it a Madoff Scheme instead of a Ponzi Scheme? Ponzi: $20 million. Madoff: $10 BILLION. Ponzi's family has suffered enough!

    by Joe Bob Briggs Friday, 06 January 2012 14:24

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